Fixing the airlines

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Postby speedbump » Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:46 am

If the strippers could work for tips, they might make enough to make it worth the time. I am a happily married man, and have little interest in anything that would get me into trouble, but I have to say the days go by quicker with young perky girls in back. Just give me any three people who are having fun for that matter.
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Postby westernpilot » Wed Apr 26, 2006 4:56 pm

Jeff,

Perhaps you missed the demise of Hooters Airlines. :(

http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/mld/sunnews/14366429.htm

It's sad when people don't appreciate an attendant that gives it her all. ;-)

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Postby speedbump » Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:08 pm

A little know fact about Hooters air is that the flight attendants were not Hooter girls. Three Hooters girls attended every flight, complete with orange short shorts, but the flight attendants were attired more normally.
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Re: Fixing the airlines

Postby Supercubber » Wed Apr 26, 2006 6:54 pm

Jr.CubBuilder wrote:The attendants
have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss?


I think it's because some airlines are recycling their 60 year old male pilots into attendants with heels, to keep from having to pay retirement pensions. 8-[

Can't believe the government didn't help the Hooters airline with some sort of subsidies. It's just not fair darn it. :cry:

If you want to keep Muslim terrorist hijackers off the airlines all you have to do is hang a side of pork inside each plane. They would consider it unclean to die with a pig carcass. 8)
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Re: Fixing the airlines

Postby Strata Rocketeer » Wed Apr 26, 2006 7:25 pm

Supercubber wrote:If you want to keep Muslim terrorist hijackers off the airlines all you have to do is hang a side of pork inside each plane. They would consider it unclean to die with a pig carcass. 8)


Nah, they should just go back to serving inflight meals - bacon wrapped Filet Mignon.
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Postby speedbump » Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:55 pm

I know were just joking around here, but the realities of what happens to flight attendants these days if things go bad in back is chilling. Not many 21 year old fashion models want to deal with that possibility. Especially for $1200 a month. I don't know why anyone would.
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