by Cary » Fri May 25, 2012 1:23 pm
I know your story is a spoof, but reality isn't far off of it. Years ago I got cross ways with the FAA after an accident in a Mooney. The accident details are unimportant, but it was definitely my fault--clear case of pilot error. Of course it took the usual months and months and months to come to a head, and meanwhile the Mooney had been fixed. So I had the obligatory meeting with the Inspector and an FAA lawyer, in hopes of coming to a resolution at minimal expense, and I flew the Mooney to the meeting.
During the course of the conversation, after I had explained to the Inspector's apparent satisfaction exactly what had happened, the FAA attorney expressed that he didn't believe me, that he was a pilot himself, and what I had just related didn't make any sense to him. When I started explaining basic aerodynamics, his eyes seemed to glaze over. I stopped, and it occurred to me to say, "You're a pilot--why is it that I'm not making sense to you?" His response was something to the effect that from his experience, "that" just couldn't happen. So I said, "Curious--just how long have you been flying?" His response: "I have more than 30 hours and I've done my long cross country." Wow! And he was "in charge" of my penalty!
Fortunately the Inspector did believe me, his 22,000 hours trumping the other fellow's 30 hours as well as the few hundred I had at the time, and he was persuasive. End result was a 45 day suspension, but I was allowed to fly the Mooney home.
Cary
"I have slipped the surly bonds of earth..., put out my hand and touched the face of God." J.G. Magee