YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK FLYER IF....

[GroundLooper]

You see no reason to re-fabric the airplane

[mountainmatt]

If the tires on your airplane cost more than your personal vehicle.
If the tires on your airplane are bigger than the tires on your 4wd pickup.

[Savannah-Tom]

You see no reason to re-fabric the airplane

Hell, I've got more wrinkles than that. I'm not even thinking about getting refabriced.

tom

[OregonMaule]

You think 184MPH in a STOL aircraft with big tires is pretty cool.

[courierguy]

If the tires on your airplane cost more than your personal vehicle.
If the tires on your airplane are bigger than the tires on your 4wd pickup.

Hell, just ONE of the tires on my plane cost more then my $600.00 car, for real!

[OregonMaule]

You use a propane weed burner to light the inside fire place.

[m7flyer]

You use a propane weed burner to light the inside fire place.

I don't think thats redneck , Its the fireman that won't retire.

[58Skylane]

[Dot_AK]

If your friends are asking about your takeoff and landing distance in order to figure out whether the cattle need to be driven out of the upper pasture or the lower pasture...

If you've been asked about your baggage capacity in terms of gun size and ammo weight...

If you need to do a low pass so people stop shooting at the 500-yard target in order to land...

If you're changing your airplane's paint job to a new color one patch at a time...

If your wedding registry or christmas/birthday wish lists include Snap-On and Univair, Alaska Custom Cub and Aircraft Spruce...

My husband does indeed call my airplane my mistress. Then he gets a broad smile, and leans back with a sigh. "It's quite all right. I knew what I was getting into - they were dating long before we got married."

[hicountry]

You use a propane weed burner to light the inside fire place.

I don't think thats redneck , Its the fireman that won't retire.

Why do you suppose they call'em FIREMEN?

[OregonMaule]

... your stall warning plays "Dixie."
... your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as
check points.
... you think sectionals charts should show trailer parks.
... you've ever used moonshine as avgas.
... you have mud flaps on your wheel pants.
... you think GPS stands for going perfectly straight.
... your toothpick keeps poking your mike.
... you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut.
... just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all,
watch this!"
... you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side.
... you've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer.
... you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock.
... you wouldn't be caught dead flying' a Grumman
"Yankee."
... you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a
convoy!"
... there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising
your septic tank service.
... you have ever incorporated sheetrock into the repair of
your aircraft.
... you have ever responded to ATC with the phrase
"That's a big 10-4!"
... you typically answer female controllers with titles like
"sugar" or "little darlin'."
... you have ever used a relief tube as a spittoon.
... you glance down at your belt buckle to help you
remember your N-number.
... you have ever tried to impress your girlfriend by
buzzing her doublewide.
... the preprinted portion of your weight and balance
sheet contains "Case of Bud."
Yee-Haw

[Coyote Ugly]

your survival kit has three items: crap wrap, whiskey and tums.

[akflyer2001]

You might be a redneck, if you use your prop wash to cool you off from the summer heat.

if you let the air out of your wheels to get your plane in the garage.

[hicountry]

You might be a redneck if you use a chain drive billfold to store your charts.

[Backcountry Tundra]

...if the value of your truck depends on the amount of fuel you have in it and runs on E during the weeks you fly

[Coyote Ugly]

You might be a Redneck Flyer if.... You do this kinda shit for fun... ha ha ... Happy Holidays, it's that time of year again...

Sourdough Slim, Thanks Buddy for a great song...

[Headoutdaplane]

Damn..... I guess I am a redneck flyer

[Emory Bored]

If your airplane's carpet, headliner, and side panels are sitting in the barn to save weight. Coyote Ugly, dude, thanks for that.

[akflyer2001]

Give the man a dollar for that dance.. Have a great Thanksgiving to you all out there.

Ken in Alaska

[UtahMaule]

You've ran screaming and yelling 100 yards because you turned around to see two horses scratching their asses on your tail feathers.


The hangar smells like cow shit..... Because you rolled your plane in.


You've killed a Border Collie...... With you prop.


You land your Maule in Inkom and Tom says "that's the biggest plane that's ever landed here"