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New BCP Qualification Test

Postby wtxdragger » Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:35 am

I heard Zane had a new test to be a member of the forum.

Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of human body that is more useful when erect.







All those who spelled SPINE become doctors, the rest of us get to join the forum.
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Re: New BCP Qualification Test

Postby GumpAir » Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:46 am

SNIPE?

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Re: New BCP Qualification Test

Postby Zzz » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:44 pm

My spine and my penis are the same thing. Got some back pain, been a little hard on the thing.
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New BCP Qualification Test

Postby emflys » Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:18 pm

Zane wrote:My spine and my penis are the same thing. Got some back pain, been a little hard on the thing.


LMFAO!!
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Re: New BCP Qualification Test

Postby RanchPilot » Fri Mar 09, 2012 7:31 pm

Zane wrote:My spine and my penis are the same thing. Got some back pain, been a little hard on the thing.



Sadly, in both cases, you only have yourself to blame...

(sorry, Zane. Don't even know you,but couldn't resist)
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Re: New BCP Qualification Test

Postby piperpainter » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:10 pm

LMFAO =D>
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Re: New BCP Qualification Test

Postby Glidergeek » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:56 pm

wtxdragger wrote:I heard Zane had a new test to be a member of the forum.

Rearrange the letters P N E S I to spell out an important part of human body that is more useful when erect.







All those who spelled SPINE become doctors, the rest of us get to join the forum.


What's a sinep :?: hey I'm left handed :mrgreen:
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Re: New BCP Qualification Test

Postby Littlecub » Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:15 pm

To climb high in the PINES
It takes a real SPINE
and hope you don't fall on your PENIS...

Ok, ok, you do better.....
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Re: New BCP Qualification Test

Postby M6RV6 » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:45 am

Had to rob this from Gump


To climb high in the PINES
It takes a real SPINE
and hope you don't fall on your PENIS...

Ok, ok, you do better.....
lc


To climb high in the PINES
To hunt for the SNIPE
It takes a real SPINE
and hope you don't fall on your PENIS...

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Re: New BCP Qualification Test

Postby GumpAir » Sun Mar 11, 2012 9:55 am

M6RV6 wrote:Had to rob this from Gump

GT


One nice thing about gettin' old George... Now when Reno Chick gives me the look and says, "Do you want some super sex?"

I think about it for a minute or two, and say back, "I think I'll have the soup."

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Re: New BCP Qualification Test

Postby Littlecub » Sun Mar 11, 2012 10:02 am

To climb high in the PINES
To hunt for the SNIPE
It takes a real SPINE
and hope you don't fall on your PENIS...

GT


......And GT raises the 'bar'...... =D>

Next? :lol:
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