Self image vs... Everyone else

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Self image vs... Everyone else

Postby Zzz » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:40 pm

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Re: Self image vs... Everyone else

Postby messenger » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:50 pm

zane , when your wife starts seeing you like the last picture, you are really in trouble.
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Re: Self image vs... Everyone else

Postby low rider » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:19 pm

Thats Pretty funny =D>
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Re: Self image vs... Everyone else

Postby dirtstrip » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:29 pm

messenger wrote:zane , when your wife starts seeing you like the last picture, you are really in trouble.


Anyone else and I would have said " Oh wait, she is in the right seat"
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Re: Self image vs... Everyone else

Postby GumpAir » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:37 pm

And when ya get to be a "real" bush pilot...

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Re: Self image vs... Everyone else

Postby trock » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:49 pm

Very funny, I like it.
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Re: Self image vs... Everyone else

Postby Emory Bored » Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:17 pm

Dobermen and Dobergirls make great pilots!
Truly the last of the worlds great procrastinators.
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Self image vs... Everyone else

Postby Zzz » Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:57 pm

GumpAir wrote:And when ya get to be a "real" bush pilot...

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That's already my perceived self-image as a taildragger pilot. :)
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Re: Self image vs... Everyone else

Postby patrol guy » Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:49 am

Retired airline pilot Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast.

At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'

Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'

They are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?'

'I lied about my age', Bob replies.

'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'

Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
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Re: Self image vs... Everyone else

Postby Savannah-Tom » Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:43 am

The parents view looks like the most fun.
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Re: Self image vs... Everyone else

Postby hotrod150 » Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:35 am

GumpAir wrote:Image


Wait a minute.... is this one of those penis extensions Zane talks about?
minimums are for busting
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