"Is that a mall?"

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"Is that a mall?"

Postby 260Driver » Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:19 am

I was picking up my plane at an undisclosed airport the other day when the lineman told me he had this exchange with a corporate pilot who had just flown in while they were walking in to the terminal

Pilot: Is that a mall over there?

Lineman: Nah, that's just the terminal.

Pilot: No, I mean that airplane over there, is that a Maule? (now pointing at my plane).

Lineman: Oh, yeah...it's got 14 psi tires! =D>
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Re: "Is that a mall?"

Postby robw56 » Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:12 am

Sounds like you're landing at the wrong kind of airports! :lol:
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Re: "Is that a mall?"

Postby 260Driver » Mon Jan 02, 2012 5:56 pm

Ha ha...no doubt. I was forced into it when I got weathered out back home.
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Re: "Is that a mall?"

Postby patrol guy » Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:02 pm

I haven't followed this thread, so if this has been here before - well here it is again.

Miranda Warning-

A female police officer arrests a Marine fighter pilot for drunk driving.

She tells the pilot, "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and will be held against you.."

The Marine pilot says, "Tits.."
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