YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK FLYER IF....

[nutria rat]

if you think any plane could be the perfect Alaska bush plane if you just swap out the .357 for a .454

if you sometimes find yourself wondering how Gettysburg would have turned out if Pickett had an L-19 and some Hueys.

if you think picking up roadkill is a perfectly good reason to land on a highway.

[akflyer2001]

Your a redneck : If you put Christmas lights on your plane then try to take off.