I was picking up my plane at an undisclosed airport the other day when the lineman told me he had this exchange with a corporate pilot who had just flown in while they were walking in to the terminal
Pilot: Is that a mall over there?
Lineman: Nah, that's just the terminal.
Pilot: No, I mean that airplane over there, is that a Maule? (now pointing at my plane).
Lineman: Oh, yeah...it's got 14 psi tires!